Rain Boots

Nat: It’s raining? Ugh, I need to go home and get different shoes.

Zach rolls his eyes.

Nat: Your umbrella game is terrible.

Zach: Babe, I’m getting drenched too. I’m pushing a stroller and holding an umbrella for both of us.

Nat: Here, I’ll push.

Zach: Pick it up, Snoopy!

Nat: What does that even mean?

Zach: I don’t know. Just walk.

Nat: Snoopy wasn’t slow. Was he? I mean, a turtle would make sense. Who’s a famous turtle?

Zach: Walk!

They get to their apt. Nat runs up to change her shoes and returns with rain boots on.

10 minutes later…

Nat: These boots are giving me blisters.

Zach tries to impale himself with the umbrella.