Labor Edition, Vol. 1

Thursday, May 2nd, 2p.m.

Nat, 9 months and 2 days pregnant, calls Zach at work and tells him to bring her home a slice of cake.

3p.m.

Nat calls Zach and tells him her water broke.

Zach: What do I do?

Nat: Come home.

Zach: Should I still go to the bakery? Do you want the cake?

Nat: I’m in LABOR!

Zach: Oh, shit! I should’ve gotten it sooner.

Nat: Forget the freaking cake!