Fish Lips

Nat to Zach on the phone: Your daughter banged her head into mine and gave me a fat lip.

Zach: That sucks. I’m sorry, babe.

1 day later…

Zach staring at Nat: Did you do something to your lips? Get them injected or something? They look… bigger.

Nat: Are you kidding me?

Zach: I mean, I don’t think you would but they look different.

Nat: Lilly slammed into me. I have a fat lip.

Zach: Oh, thank God. I thought for a second you were gonna have fish lips.

Nat: You never listen to me.

Zach, on his phone: What?