Eagles

In honor of Super Bowl Sunday, let’s Flashback Friday to a month (or so) ago…

Nat is from Philadelphia and an Eagles fan. Zach texts Nat from work.

Zach: I got Eagles tickets for tomorrow night. Do you want to go?

Nat: YES!!!

Zach: See if you can get the sitter.

Nat: What time?

Zach: Starts at 8.

Nat: She can do it. I’m so excited!

Zach: Me too.

Zach arrives home that night.

Zach: Tomorrow night will be fun. We have great seats.

Nat: Nice. Who are they playing?

Zach stares at Nat.

Nat: Sorry, dumb question. Giants, duh.

More stares.

Nat: Stop. I’m tired. My brain is fried. You can’t hold me accountable.

Zach: We’re going to see THE Eagles.

Nat: Yes, I know.

More stares.

Nat: What? I don’t get it.

Zach: The band.

Nat: WHAT?!

Zach: Oh my God.

Nat: Ew.

Zach: You don’t like the Eagles?

Nat: I mean, Hotel California is fine. What else do they sing?

Zach sings snippets of their entire playlist.

Nat: I just heard the whole concert. I’m good. Take a friend.

Zach: You are unbelievable.