Dirty Diaper

Zach to his daughter: Did you poop again? I knew I should’ve waited.

Nat: I’m loving every minute of this.

Zach: Come over here and help.

Nat: No! You know how many mornings I’ve done 3 in a row?

Zach (changing the diaper) Oh, it’s small.

Nat: You sound disappointed.

Zach: If I’m gonna get in here, it might as well be worth my while.

Nat: Front to back!

Zach: That’s what I did.

Nat: It looked like you went back to front.

Zach: Listen, if you’re gonna critique, get over here and do it yourself. Otherwise, don’t back seat wipe.